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The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work

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The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work
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cG4bc]R020. "That's weird..."                                                    那真怪异!
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19. "It's never done that before."                                  那是以前从来没有过的.
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18. "It worked yesterday."                                           昨天还可以工作呢.★黑基空间★?1taU-Nmj

D,w o*zK`017. "How is that possible?"                                           怎么会呢?★黑基空间★N3RqUe
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16. "It must be a hardware problem."                            肯定是硬件问题.
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15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"       你输错了什么使系统崩溃了?★黑基空间★$Il[8\2Y)D&j(Jz2wE

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bm/E(ZYs013. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"                我几个星期都没有动过那个模块了!
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1Q:]?{ @*M6gj012. "You must have the wrong version."                         你肯定是拿错了版本
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11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."                      这只是一些不幸的巧合罢了.
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M4m"` {ZK V8l010. "I can't test everything!"                                           我不可能测试所有的东西!★黑基空间★I1l4a+]7L!|/C

'Z~KMXLK9v09. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."                      这不可能是那个的来源!!!
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P M2Hzyz&f h08. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."                         它可以工作,但是还没有测试过.
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5_M6jI@2@[:j$x07. "Somebody must have changed my code."                肯定是有人改了我的代码
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N[+X;t*x06. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"             你对你的系统做了病毒检查吗?
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5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?          即使它不工作,它感觉如何呢?
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4. "You can't use that version on your system."             你不能在你的系统上使用那个版本.
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JJS@8aYjv8j03. "Why do you want to do it that way?"                      你为什么要那么做?
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KJxpv:|6HN02. "Where were you when the program blew up?"          当程序崩溃时你在哪?
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