钱可以买房子但买不到家,可以买婚姻但买不到爱情,可以买钟表但买不到时间,钱不是一切,反而是痛苦的根源.把你的钱给我,让我一个人承担痛苦吧!
前台小姐的超级英语
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前台小姐:“Hello.”
老外:“Hi.”
前台小姐:“You have what thing.”
老外:“Can you speak English.”
前台小姐:“If I not speaking English, I am speaking what . ”
老外:“Can any body else speak English?”
前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come.”
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